The Curmudgeon Speaks
So we visited the Christian (sic) bookstore (sic) the other day...more of a relgious kitsch market if you want an accurate name...and while I was walking past another row of stuff that wasn't book, I saw a line of toy Bible hero characters for little kids.
Just a small word to any of you who create or promote such things: I'm pretty sure Samson didn't have flowing blonde hair. That action figure only needed a hammer to pass for Thor. I get marketing; that's what I do for a living. But for Heaven's sake, can we try for at least a little bit of historical accuracy?
(Yes, the Scrooge is strong in this one...why do you ask?)