Hide the Liquor; Lock Up the Guns

For the love of all that is good and holy in the world, place all sharp objects out of reach before allowing any Democrats to read USA Today tomorrow (is that an oxymoron?):

Likely Voters Registered Voters

McCain 54% 50%
Obama 44% 46%

Heads are exploding. And yes, the Saracudda is to "blame" for about 99% of it!