I Did Not Have Spiritual Relations with that Pastor
At his press conference, Senator Barack Obama had this to say about his racist pastor Jeremiah Wright:
He was never my, quote-unquote, "spiritual adviser."
He was never my "spiritual mentor." He was -- he was my pastor.
Two questions: 1) Could he sound more like Bill Clinton lying about Monica? Maybe it depends on what the meaning of was is...
2) If your pastor isn't your "spiritual adviser" or "spiritual mentor" aren't you admitting that you're in the wrong church?