For Once I Agree with Al Qaeda

The terrorist leaders released a statement today on the death of Zarqawi that said in part, “We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi." Frankly, I couldn't agree with them more. It is doubly joyous news when you read between the lines that he was apparently sold out by members of his own band of murderous thugs. Could hardly have happened to a nicer guy...and somehow I don't think the eternal destiny that he entered today included any part of paradise, nice fruits, or virgins. Too bad. My only regret is that his death couldn't have been arranged in slow motion so he could have experienced the terror of his many innocent victims. But at least we know one thing for sure--this cretin will never again harm anyone else. May he rest in pieces.