Save the Endangered Salmon

An endangered salmon species in Oregon is facing a grave threat to its continued existence...no, not from evil developers or heartless Republicans, but from sea lions! Of course since the sea lions are protected under the Marine Mammals Act, solving this problem is a little tricky. My suggestion--let's talk to the sea lions and understand why they hate the salmon and want to commit genocide against them. After all, until we really understand what motivates them, can we hope to persuade them to stop?