Roll on the Floor Laughing Out Loud

Got this via email from Jack Lewis this morning--if you can read this without laughing, you're a nicer person than I am (no comments on that please!).

WARNING: Don't be drinking anything when you read this, you may ruin your keyboard.

I referenced this story by link, in the post about Cynthia McKinney, but I wanted to mention it further here, in case anyone missed it. It seems that someone had been stealing oven doors in South Bend, Indiana. The police were baffled why someone would want oven doors enough to go around stealing them.

Then the police began investigating complaints from people who'd gotten a really good deal on a flat screen TVs, that apparently didn't work. Those in Rio Linda (and Cynthia McKinney, if she happens to read this) will most likely need to click on the link to figure out why these two seemingly unrelated problems have to do with each other.