2/16/2006

Be Vewy Quiet, I'm Hunting Walyers

I've left the Cheney shooting accident alone, but the continued derangement of the Washington press corps deserves at least a passing comment. So here, in short words (sorry no pictures--I'm out of crayons) is an explanation for the terminally confused members of the media.

A coverup is NOT when you call the sheriff after an accident instead of notifying the press.

A coverup is when you leave a woman to drown in the back of your car and don't bother to mention to ANYONE in authority until the next day (after you've had time to sober up and pass the blood test).

There. See how easy that was? Now grow up and get serious.

1 Comments:

At 10:56 PM, Blogger James said...

A coverup is when you leave a woman to drown in the back of your car and don't bother to mention to ANYONE in authority until the next day (after you've had time to sober up and pass the blood test).

You forgot, and make time to call legal council so that your ass gets off scott free.

 

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