Miers Don't Impress Me Much (with apologies to Shania Twain)

We've got a lot of judges who are pretty smart
But Miers raised saying nothing up to an art
Bush says she's an originalist, it drives me up the wall
When her record shows us nothing of the sort at all

Oh-oo-oh Bush thinks she's special
Oh-oo-oh he says she's something else

Okay, so she's the first woman bar president
Miers don't impress me much
Yeah she's got one friend but her views and such!
Now don't get me wrong, she may even be bright
But that won't move the Court any further to the right
Miers don't impress me much

I never knew true rightist against the Federalist Society
And for the ABA in its place
She pushed affirmative action when she could have opposed it
For heaven forbid we should not consider race

Oh-oo-oh Bush thinks she's special
Oh-oo-oh he says she's something else

Okay, so she ran the Texas Lottery Commission!
Miers don't impress me much
Yeah she's got one friend but her views and such!
Now don't get me wrong, she may even be bright
But that won't move the Court any further to the right
Miers don't impress me much

She's one of those stealth types without a paper trail
It's a guarantee to make conservatives wail
I can't believe Bush kissed his base good-night
Come on tell me Mr. President, you must be joking right?

Oh-oo-oh Bush thinks she's special
Oh-oo-oh he says she's something else

Okay, so she's got a gun!
Miers don't impress me much
Yeah she's got one friend but her views and such!
Now don't get me wrong, she may even be bright
But that won't move the Court any further to the right
Miers don't impress me much

So based on what we know, she's O'Conner or something?
Whatever
Miers don't impress me much.

UPDATE: Welcome those arriving here from Bench Memos at NRO. Please feel free to look around and come back anytime.

UPDATE II: Welcome also to those arriving here from Polipundit. I understand that Lorie doesn't much care for my parody--strike that--I misunderstood. Via email, Lorie explained that she thought it was funny, although if you're supporting Miers, you probably won't care for it. Still, you're welcome to take a look around.