Robert Burns Please Call Your Office

Dear God, I have tried very hard to be good this year (I know we're not that far into the year, but still). Please let this be true. Amen.


O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!

To a Louse -- Robert Burns