In Other Breaking "News"
The Senate minority leader, Harry Reid of Nevada, has announced that he will vote against the confirmation of John Roberts as Chief Justice. Interestingly enough, Reid is one of the few pro-life Democrats in national elected office. Still, he will listen to the puppet masters of the party and march in lockstep over the cliff into oblivion.
I sure didn't see that coming! I'm shocked (doing my best Claude Rains impression)!
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.