Sheryl Crow: Back to Square One
Noted environmental scientist Sheryl Crow (no, wait, she's a rock singer) has issued a new fatwa in the war on freedom being waged in Gaia's name. Now, she declares, people should be "limited" to one square of toilet paper per usage that necessitates the consumption of said product. This reduction will somehow save the planet. The jokes almost write themselves.
This reveals the reality of what the environmental movement at heart is all about--controlling people. It's not about saving the planet. The planet isn't dying, and even if it were, it's beyond our power to rescue it. It's a way to make people do what the elites think they should. And it's the end of freedom.